And to all you fledgling Vampires out there reading this, I can not stress to you enough the necessity of having something to knock your prey out with—heroin, ether, chloroform, whatever works for you. You just need something. Let’s be honest here, sure there are times you just want a quick drink, toss the body in a dumpster and shag ass, but occasionally you meet one of those especially irritating assholes who are just begging for a little special ‘one on one’ time. Don’t try to go all “Jack the Ripper” on a bitch in an alleyway! It’s too dangerous! Knock that fucker out, take ’em home, and show them the true meaning of suffering. Trust me, you’ll thank me later.