Excerpt from “Hush Little Baby”

“Some people dream of Heaven and pearly gates and heavenly hosts and all that fancy-smancy horseshit. Me, I prefer prosperity over climate any day of the week. Plus I never was one for church. Just a bunch of hypocrites feelin’ guilty over the things they were meant to be enjoyin’. When I found out what the Devil had to offer, it weren’t no choice at all. Hell has a severe public relations problem. There are joys in Hell that could make Jesus Christ blush if only He’d take a moment to partake in them.”

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